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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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Hugo 

One of the first shots and of course, the trains are orange and teal.

Yes, the balloons were absolutely necessary. Why do you ask?

No wonder his business is doing poorly, everything is teal. 

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Tron: Legacy 

Bum bum buuuuuum! Yes indeed! It is Orange and Teal’s glorious return from the dead! 
And what movie do I do for my first post after this ungodly long hiatus?
Tron.
Where everyone is in orange and teal.
Easy peasy.

If I posted all of Sam’s “uh huh huh huh” faces, I would be uploading pictures for days.

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Twilight: Eclipse 

Why do I do this to myself? Yes, I skipped a movie, maybe I’ll get back to it later.

The first scene of the movie is not instilling a lot of confidence in me.

"I smell pretentious symbolism"

"I love touching pretentious symbolism"

"Get your hands off my symbolism"

"Why is nighttime in Forks teal?" "Do not question the infinite wisdom of the art direction." "I-" "SILENCE MORTAL. ANYWAY, BACK TO MY GANG RAPE STORY."

They had bronzer during the Great Depression? Twilight is teaching me so much about history.

"WHY DID I HAVE TO DIE WEARING A BEAVER JACKET"

Forks High has such lovely, complementary school colors.

Do vampire families really coordinate their outfits? Maybe that’s why they don’t sleep, they’re busy bickering about the color scheme of the day.

Yes, really lean in to that punch, maybe it’ll reverse that “sudden southern accent”itis you’ve got.

Why doesn’t MY boyfriend make that face at me?

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Twilight 

Oh yes.

He’s staring a little bit TOO intently at the back of her head, there.

So, what I think Twilight is trying to tell us is…cloudy weather makes everything teal?

Okay, okay, technically it’s blue and orange but it’s basically the same thing.

OH HELLO TWILIGHT THAT IS A NICE SUBTLE CAMEO YOU GOT THERE I WONDER WHO THE WOMAN IN THE FOREGROUND IS I HAVE NO IDEA.

Maybe I’ll also do New Moon and Eclipse when I feel masochistic.

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Splice 

It’s been a while, I know. As an apology, here’s some stills from Splice, a movie made up entirely of penises and concentrated UNCOMFORTABLE.

And, you know, orange and teal.

See? Penis.

My dad was shouting “KILL IT WITH A SHOVEL”. I kinda thought it looked like a bunny at that stage.

Oh come on. They’re not even trying.

Just realized that this is my second entry with Adrien Brody in it. Pattern?

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Boondock Saints 2: All Saint’s Day 

Why, Troy Duffy. Why did you force me to do this. Sob.

Sensing a bit of a SOUL CONNECTION.

Orange and teal has theme music. It is porn music.

I wear my sunglasses at mass so I can so I can keep track of jesus in my eyes.

OH GOD THE SYMBOLISM.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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Brokeback Mountain 

Oh yes. Arguably Ang Lee’s best movie depicting two forbidden lovers (a phrase I would normally be unable to say with a straight face) and the third and fourth lovers are ORANGE. AND. TEAL.

Still makes me weep like a little bitch, though.

Captions later, all my wit is currently restricted to “WHY CAN’T SOCIETY JUST ACCEPT THEIR LOVE WHYYYYY”.

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